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INCREDIBLY BORING STORIES FOR OVER-STIMULATED CHILDREN

A bedtime story of sleepytime sabotage and the surprising magic of boredom, INCREDIBLY BORING STORIES FOR OVER STIMULATED CHILDREN pits two over-tired kids who transform into bonkers little monsters at bedtime against their boring fuddydud dad. But Dad has a secret weapon up his pajama sleeve: a long-winded tale about changing a toilet paper roll. If the reader stays awake, they’ll witness the ultimate showdown between the world‘s most tedious dad and his sleepy-eyed kids who hold out hopes for terrifying dracula vs. dinosaur bathroom battles.

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Incredibly boring stories for over-stimulated children
Boring house in a boring neighborhood Brian Kirby illustration